but the real question is has nemo found himself
hey kids wanna buy some drugs
Never knew how dangerous scissors could be.
can we focus on the fact that the person said “paper does not have atoms”
this whole thing is an acid trip start to finish
MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT
I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS
I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?
dear board of education,
i am too
There is a man dressed as captain jack sparrow walking around the train stationI wasn’t joking
That could have been Jonny Depp you know. He takes the Captain Jack Sparrow costume on his travels and visits schools and hospitals.
I HOPE YOU MEET YOUR FAVORITE BAND MEMBER AND THEY LIKE YOU AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE THEM
[falls in the shower] parkour
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
So a boyband walked onto the Britain’s Got Talent stage and everyone thought they were going to sing One Direction or something typical…and then they sung Stars from Les Miserables.
This is the best thing ever. Just listen to those harmonies <3
Simon’s face says “I like it against my will.”
IT’S EVERYTHING I EVER DREAMED
YES TO MORE ACTUAL TALENT IN SINGING COMPETITIONS.
Let’s take this
and put it in
yes??? Nintendo, are you taking notes?
Real life. The concept you’re thinking of is going outside.
yeah ok buddy I’m just gonna step outside and go talk to my neighbour the talking cat. the fuck kind of real life are you living?