"I PUT THE FUN IN FUNERAL" I yell as I surf down the church steps on your grandma’s casket
okay im going to watch frozen
um okay why doesnt anyone have ear holes
wheres the hole
the budget for this movie was $150 million and i didnt even see a single ear hole. where was the money going????
i don’t think she can change her mind
she said yes but her finger said no
yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.
this is how u use tinder right
he came out of left field with this one
Michael Clifford, everyone.
Made this for my boyfriend
Toothless seemed an appropriate name for this little dude
okay so there was this one time i went to walmart with a friend and someone just left their kid in the ball cage and it looked like walmart was selling children paired with a ball for five bucks
me when i look in the mirror?
imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told
IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”
what about a book of all the lies people have told you
Oh how the tables have tabled
Tables have tabled